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sexicancore: ouan: mintmeow: i’ve got 99 problems and being a decaying organism that’s born to die in a society run by money that i can’t escape is one of them do you need a hug i think we all need a hug
beerito: i might be annoying but at least i dont say fail
andrewvanwynperfect: my music taste is the only thing i have going for me tbh
stevenfresco: “we’re having pizza for dinner”
For a children's show, Adventure Time is full of...
tumblrisweird: Being unable to care for your child Being overpowered by your child Being manipulated into an abusive relationship Being attacked by your spouse Depression and attempted suicide Threat of miscarriage Losing a loved one (or yourself) to Alzheimer’s Not to mention a goddamned nuclear apocalypse
crystvllized: live fast die young drink capri sun
renkos: sir will you please stop doing the worm your wife is in labor
reblogmyselfie: the moral of the story is:
koolaidicecubes: gayleaf: I’m not sexually frustrated, I’m sexually FURIOUS *punches hole in wall* *has angry sex with the hole*
I wasonthisisland with my mom and dad. But it was like some ducked up gameod survival and there were 2 things to look out for. This gigantic whit killer owl and these packs of dogs. It was night and tere were other people too. The owl picked someone up. I managed to kick a dog. They started chasing me and I went towards a door but then jumped and they all went through the door. It was suddenly...
homleschapel: summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell