January 2012
Going to a friend's house to play video games
Enter the new year by ragin at double dash and super smash. So i might not be here so happy new years and thank you for being awesome!
December 2011
got 25 itunes dollars
wut should i get? I’m thinking Airplane or maybe some episodes of Top Gear. Wut do you think?
Stranger: so wana talk dirty
You: sure
Stranger: ok
You: you start
Stranger: take off ur pants
You: i take off my pants
Stranger: ok now think i am there no bra
You: ok now i am thinking of you here no bra
Stranger: and i go down
Stranger: to ur dick
You: and you go down
You: to my dick
Stranger: and put it down my mouth
You: and i put it down your mouth
Stranger: suck it
Stranger: drink all ur jizz
You: you suck it
You: then
You: then
You: something inside of me
You: is trembling
You: people around me look at me with quizzical lokos
You: im scared
You: i start to hyperventilate
Stranger: i am so fucking hot
You: my chest starts to expand and contract
You: i scream
You: blood starts to pour
Stranger: ok turn off
You: a baby alien pops out
You: oh shit i say
You: a fuckin alien
Stranger: u dont know how to talk dirty
You: not going to Denny's anymore
Stranger: just sotp
You: we shall raise this baby alien as our own
You: give it a home
Stranger: dumb ass
You: love and warmth
You: it will have a family
Stranger: how old r u
Stranger: 15 and a loser
You: i will keep this hole it made in my abdomen as a reminder of the responsibility i have taken
Stranger: thats u
You: i shall name this beautiful alien child
You: Howard
You: the end
Stranger: ur gross
You: i am so turned on
Stranger: no
Stranger: that is not how to talk dirty
You: it isn't?
Stranger: no
Stranger: u just turnd me so off
You: good
You: now go get a job
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