rocketfists:

That’s how I keep up this Herculean physique.

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Dalai Lama doesn’t get joke

lol homer’s face

puppy love

puppy love

assumption song lol

(Source: marybmdza)

sofapizza:

close enough.

WE GOT HIM

obviously

IT’S THE RAPTURE CATTURE!!

IT’S THE RAPTURE CATTURE!!

Guy: Yo Im Hungary.
friend: why don’t you Czech the fridge?
guy: ok Im Russian to the kitchen
friend: hmm maybe you’ll find some Turkey
guy: Yeah I have some but its covered in a layer of Greece. YUCK!
friend: Ew man there is Norway you are eating that.
guy:Yeah I know I think Ill just settle for a can of Chile
friend:Denmark your name on the can
guy: Kenya do it for me please?
friend: Ok, Im Ghana do it.
guy:Thanks man Im so tired, Iran 2 kilometers today.

Douche

Douche