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The name's Kalden. 17 , Montreal. This blog is held together by nerdy stuff, film buff stuff (hey that rhymed) funny things and other stuff i find on the interwebs along with the occasional personal post. so enjoy your visit and come again!
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Go ahead and try putting pikachu in a pokeball

When Canada was chosen to host the 2010 Olympics people had questions. Believe it or not these questions about Canada were posted on an International Tourism Website. Obviously the answers are a joke; but the questions were really asked!
Q: I have never seen it warm on Canadian TV, so how do the plants grow? ( England )
A. We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around and watch them die.
Q: Will I be able to see Polar Bears in the street? ( USA )
A: Depends on how much you've been drinking.
Q: I want to walk from Vancouver to Toronto , can I follow the Railroad tracks? ( Sweden )
A: Sure, it's only Four thousand miles, take lots of water.
Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in Canada ? ( Sweden )
A: So it's true what they say about Swedes.
Q: Are there any ATM's (cash machines) in Canada ? Can you send me a list of them in Toronto ,Vancouver , Edmonton and Halifax ? ( England )
A: What did your last slave die from ?
Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Canada ? ( USA )
A: Africa is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe . Canada is that big country to your North...oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Calgary Come naked.
Q: Which direction is North in Canada ? ( USA )
A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions.
Q: Can I bring cutlery into Canada ? ( England )
A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do.
Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? ( USA )
A: Austria is that quaint little country bordering Germany, which is...oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Vancouver and in Calgary, straight after the hippo races. Come naked.
Q: Do you have perfume in Canada ? ( Germany )
A: No, we don't stink.
Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Where can I sell it in Canada ? ( USA )
A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather.
Q: Can you tell me the regions in British Columbia where the female population is smaller than the male population? ( Italy )
A: Yes, gay nightclubs.
Q: Do you celebrate Thanksgiving in Canada ? ( USA )
A: Only at Thanksgiving.
Q: Are there supermarkets in Toronto and is milk available all year round? ( Germany )
A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of Vegan hunter/gathers. Milk is illegal.
Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Canada , but I forget its name. It's a kind of big horse with horns. ( USA )
A: It's called a Moose. They are tall and very violent, eating the brains of anyone walking close to them. You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking.
Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? ( USA )
A: Yes, but you will have to learn it first.

ok-kerri Asked

QuestionThat's what happens when you try to perform lemon transmutation. Answer

ITS A REBOUND

(Source: souljaswag)

How Skyrim Was Born

Producer: Well, we finally did it. An immense, unbelievable story, full of action, dragons and fighting. It’s the most dramatic, action-packed game in American history.
Executive: Great! Can you cook?
Producer: What?
Executive: Right, like in the game. Can you cook?
Producer: You’re missing the point. See, you’re fighting dragons and-
Executive : Add cooking. And there’s a dragon language, right?
Producer: What?
Executive: Also a written language. The dragons need a written dragon language for some reason.
Producer: Is..is it translated for the player?
Executive: No. This is entirely for the dragons.
Producer: I think you’re missing the point. This is the most intense gripping story, full of adventure and intrigue-
Executive: Great! Make it completely optional.
Producer: I don’t think-
Executive: Maybe people want to spend a couple weeks building the local economy. Or read some books.
Producer: What?
Executive: Write some books in the game. And make tons of people just hanging out. See we’re not making a game; we’re making a world!
Producer: Sir…calm down. We can’t play God here!
Executive: God, huh? Tell me, between us and God, which one of us made a whole bunch of dragons?
Producer: …I never should have doubted you.

maddypotato:

Skyrim sounds like some sort of sexual act performed in an airplane bathroom

(Source: m-ddy)

TO PLATFORM 9 3/4!!

yeah….wait what

Godspeed